Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials

*Crash* ...That was the sound of you landing face first in an abyss filled with monsters, traps, and eldritch secrets. But hey, it's ok barbarian, you are not alone: Pip, your best friend -and mysteriously luminous bat- is with you. And it's only by truly working together that you'll be able to solve the abyss' puzzles, fight off its hungry denizens, discover its true purpose and maybe -just maybe- make it out alive with the secrets of the primordials.

Features:
-Gain new skills for your barbarian and elemental powers for Pip, the (magic) bat!
-A narrative-driven metroidvania with dialogue choices and plenty of humor and snark.
-Big numbers! 400+ rooms, 20+ hours of evolving gameplay, 10+ boss, 60+ minutes of music and almost 30,000 words of text that a barbarian would never bother to read!
-Puzzles.
-RPG elements with a level-up minigame.
-Contains more fruit throwing than probably any other game.
-Companions that join you in your quest and help you out in fights.
-Multiple endings based on your choices and actions.
-The thrown fruits are NOT wasted, they are eaten by the bat (who is magic).
-A ton of secrets and hidden loot just about everywhere.
-The (magic) bat has a whopping FIVE different squeaking sounds!
-Fewer repetitive jokes than this description has.